The morning was damp and the soldiers were fleet As they tip toed along on a Caracas street Poor Nicolas Maduro was deep in a doze In his very best nightshirt and ten hairy toes Then came a clatter, a military boom And Delta Force ruffians were there in his room They dragged him away, his wife Cilia too, Without so much as a how do you do. They whisked them both off to the Iwo Jima ship For a very expensive one way kind of trip To a New York courtroom they’re destined to go To answer for powder and things they shouldn't know the man with the girdle and straw coloured mane Is drunk on the power and high on disdain He calls it the Donroe Doctrine, you see, A twist on the old one for you and for me. We’re running the shop! he says with a grin Until we decide who the new folks are in. And what of the oil, that thick, black delight? It’s paying the bill for the fun of the night. It won't cost a penny! the President cries As he keeps a firm thumb on the Venezuelan skies. But Delcy, t...